Why I Would Make A Good Junior Class Officer

by the one and only Jeremy Killian

Class meeting is a time when the members should feel as if they are part of a unit, a special group that really adds to their college experience. At many other colleges and universities, people go through their entire four years and only get to know a select group of people. As a song leader, I would attempt to promote the unity that I think is so crucial. Also, I am actively involved in speech and music, and class meeting would benefit my performance skills. I realize that there are probably people better for the job than I am, however, if I am elected, I would be more than willing to do everything that I can to help my class grow in the Lord.

I think if they'd have let him play his "Box Lunch" song, students would have rallied in the streets. "Cardboard white... firm but flexible..." We'll save that for another post.